Just a Mascochist for Heartbreak.

malfattosexual:

iamanicahearmeroar:

fallen-kingdoms:

wannabe-badwolf:

apoliceboxandadeerstalker:

I marry Sherlock Holmes, we live in Baskerville Hall, next to Mrs. Turner’s married ones. I am a doctor who leaves body parts around the flat, and die of old age.

So I’m Molly Hooper, living out her dream life?

I marry John Watson, we live in 221B Baker Street, next to  Molly Hooper. I occupy a minor position in the British government. I collect too many jumpers. And I die by taking the wrong pill.

I marry Sherlock Holmes, we live in 221B Baker Street, our neighbor is Anderson. My occupation is a consulting detective. I don’t know anything about the solar system, and I die by being blown up.

I marry Lestrade, we live in 221C Baker Street, our neighbors are Mrs.Turner’s married ones. My occupation is a detective inspector. I don’t know anything about the solar system and I die by my heart being burned out.

I like this.

I marry John Watson, we live in Afghanistan, our neighbor is Anderson. My occupation is army doctor. I collect way too many jumpers and I die by a bullet wound. 

Shit. 

I will marry Moriarty.
We will live in 221 B Bakerstreet.
My neighbors will be Mrs. Turner’s married ones.
I’ll be a “landlady. not a housekeeper.”
Worst thing about me? I don’t know the solar system.
I will die by my heart being burnt out.

… I’m okay with this. 

(Source: breathingsboring, via assawayavengers)